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Updated Feb 17, To get you in the mood …to laugh here are some cheesy, silly jokes and ideas for how to make your Valentine giggle. My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
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Valentine's Day has its haters. Whether it's single folks who feel targeted for not being cuffed up or couples who just don't want the pressure, it's the one holiday where some folks vocally take a stand against celebrating. But here's the thing that gets lost in all the finger-wagging and soap-boxing: It's also an excuse to get freaky AF. You may suddenly be thinking ol' Cupid may have been onto something. So of course, if you dig all the V-Day bells and whistles, then celebrate to the nines. But for the rest of you, drop some dirty talk lines for Valentine's Day and ring in the holiday in style — and by that, I mean in bed.
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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small. All one liners Choose by topic For special events New one liners. Valentines one liners. And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
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