Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster. You scream with terror even though you know you're perfectly safe.
100 of the funniest dirty jokes that will make you laugh and gasp
of the funniest dirty jokes that will make you laugh and gasp
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The 30+ Best Short Sex Jokes That Are Funny/Raunchy
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home.