1000 kg flour
20 kg yeast
a pinch of salt
1 shark
17 mason jars filled with whatever
33 liters of water (or 1 case of beer)
140 Francs (or 32 Euro) in centimes or coppers
20 pineapples
198 kumquats

Build oven, light fire, and heat till hot. Grease 5731"x16"x 4" pan. Mix ingredients and let rise. Punch down. Cook until done.